Robot Cousin Soundworks

Today, I was part of a conversation about a young man I know who urinated (and worse!) in the food of his housemate.

Apparently, this was the same housemate that he seemed to be smitten over.

What the hell happened to throwing spitballs and pulling the hair of the object of your infatuation?! We’ve moved on to swapping unwanted bodily fluids?

“Man, the moment I saw her, all I wanted to do was pee in her hummus…”